Monday, July 28, 2008

This is why we cant wake up in the morning

Cheers to all who are doing any of the following:

1. You set your alarm to go off 10 minutes before you have to leave the house; you need as much sleep as you can get.

2. You think the "Snooze" button is the best creation in the world.

3. Once you are woken up by the alarm, and the time reads 8:56 am, you decide you need to round off the number before getting up; it’s just wrong getting up at 8:56.

4. And once it rounds off to 9:00 am, you delude yourself into thinking you can actually go back to sleep just for five minutes.

5. Next time you look at your clock, its noon. You don’t understand how five minutes lasted so long, and now you’re late AGAIN.

6. You say you’ll go to bed early, but stay up till five in the morning anyway, for no apparent reason.

7. Bed is your favourite place in the world.

8. You've never had breakfast...because you've never had time.

9. You ask people to wake you up, but good luck to them.

10. You figure it’s better to oversleep and be rested than wake up on time and be tired.

11. You daydream about your bed and your fluffy duvet, wishing you could just be asleep.

12. You don’t understand why the day can’t just start in the afternoon; that would make more sense.

13. You need at least 12 hours of sleep to feel good

14. You don’t actually start functioning properly until 6pm.

15. Your head tells you to get up, but you can’t physically find the strength to do it.

16. And finally, your favourite phrase in the world is..."Five more minutes."