Glow of a Firefly

A long, long time ago. A memory from many summers ago. I held a tiny firefly in my childish hands. Looking as if it's almost about to dissapear, such a tiny fragile glow.

SHAWN JOHNSON WOOOOOOOO

Shawn Johnson and Michael Phelps


I am sure everyone has an olympic favorite, be it Michael Phelps ( monster of a swimmer) or Usain Bolt ( monster of a runner). But non of them are comparable to my Olympic favorite, Shawn Johnson. Talented, pretty, cute, you name it she has it. I'm sure one day she would be as popular as Michael Phelps, maybe winning 9 golds in the next Olympic meet. Till then I'll be rooting for her! GO GOGOGO SHAWN JOHNSON

Tyrannosaurus rex

It came on great oiled, resilient, striding legs. It towered thirty feet above half of the trees, a great evil god, folding its delicate watchmaker's claws close to its oily reptilian chest. Each lower leg was a piston, a thousand pounds of white bone, sunk in thick ropes of muscle, sheathed over in a gleam of pebbled skin like the mail of a terrible warrior. Each thigh was a ton of meat, ivory, and steel mesh. And from the great breathing cage of the upper body those two delicate arms dangled out front, arms with hands which might pick up and examine men like toys, while the snake neck coiled. And the head itself, a ton of sculptured stone, lifted easily upon the sky. Its mouth gaped, exposing a fence of teeth like daggers. Its eyes rolled, ostrich eggs, empty of all expression save hunger. It closed its mouth in a death grin. It ran, its pelvic bones crushing aside trees and bushes, its taloned feet clawing damp earth, leaving prints six inches deep wherever it settled its weight. It ran with a gliding ballet step, far too poised and balanced for its ten tons. It moved into a sunlit area warily, its beautifully reptile hands feeling the air.

The Greatest GIft

You had the greatest gift of all conferred upon you - the gift of life, of being a part of this world and taking a part in it. Yet you denied that gift.

LAWS AND THEOREMS

As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub, the telephone will ring

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last

If you use the excuse that you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will actually have a flat tire

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are in a situation where you do not want to be seen by anybody

When you try to prove to the repairman that a machine doesn’t work, it will

When you are working late, the boss will never be around. When you are surfing the net the boss will always drop by

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reachability of the area

Phrases Phrases Phrases

People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.


Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.


People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

This is why we cant wake up in the morning

Cheers to all who are doing any of the following:

1. You set your alarm to go off 10 minutes before you have to leave the house; you need as much sleep as you can get.

2. You think the "Snooze" button is the best creation in the world.

3. Once you are woken up by the alarm, and the time reads 8:56 am, you decide you need to round off the number before getting up; it’s just wrong getting up at 8:56.

4. And once it rounds off to 9:00 am, you delude yourself into thinking you can actually go back to sleep just for five minutes.

5. Next time you look at your clock, its noon. You don’t understand how five minutes lasted so long, and now you’re late AGAIN.

6. You say you’ll go to bed early, but stay up till five in the morning anyway, for no apparent reason.

7. Bed is your favourite place in the world.

8. You've never had breakfast...because you've never had time.

9. You ask people to wake you up, but good luck to them.

10. You figure it’s better to oversleep and be rested than wake up on time and be tired.

11. You daydream about your bed and your fluffy duvet, wishing you could just be asleep.

12. You don’t understand why the day can’t just start in the afternoon; that would make more sense.

13. You need at least 12 hours of sleep to feel good

14. You don’t actually start functioning properly until 6pm.

15. Your head tells you to get up, but you can’t physically find the strength to do it.

16. And finally, your favourite phrase in the world is..."Five more minutes."