LAWS AND THEOREMS

As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub, the telephone will ring

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last

If you use the excuse that you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will actually have a flat tire

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are in a situation where you do not want to be seen by anybody

When you try to prove to the repairman that a machine doesn’t work, it will

When you are working late, the boss will never be around. When you are surfing the net the boss will always drop by

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reachability of the area